Today The Bean is doing a number on my digestive system.  Well, it might be the metric ton of fruits and vegetables I've been eating, topped with cows milk.  It's hard to say. 

The Boss almost spilled it at a business lunch today.  She's definitely going to be the security leak.  I've already decided not to get pissed when it happens. 

It's T's birthday and we're going to Capital Grill for dinner.  I've been having fantasies about eating a lobster that are bordering on sexual.